Jokes: Watch 4 Consolidations in 2012
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HubCap
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Watch 4 Consolidations in 2012
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2/28/2012 12:37:15 PM
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Here are the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. > > Watch for these consolidations in 2012: > > 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. > > 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. > > 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. > > 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. > > 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. > > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. > > 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. > > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! > > And finally.... > > 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang >
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