Jokes: 20 years of marriage
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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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20 years of marriage
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Date:
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12/20/2008 8:28:37 AM
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> After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when > the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite > some time. > It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began > moving down past the small of her back. > He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over > her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. > He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past > the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over > her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner > thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in > the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and > started to watch the TV. > As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving > voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?' > > > > He said, 'I found the remote'.
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