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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Date:   1/7/2009 6:11:36 AM



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ; has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: - HubCap - 1/7/2009 6:11:36 AM



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