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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Sad but true
	Date:	1/19/2009 12:46:46 PM

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the
same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to
require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the
same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an
x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his
surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

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Sad but true - HubCap - 1/19/2009 12:46:46 PM

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