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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Father O'Malley
	Date:	5/17/2009 5:35:50 PM

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.......

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father
O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care
of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for
a long moment............................................

Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin.'

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