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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	New Alphabet
	Date:	9/21/2009 8:16:01 AM

> New Alphabet
> A is for apple, and B is for boat,
> That used to be right, but now it won't float!
> Age before beauty is what we once said,
> But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
>
>
>
>
> Now
> The Alphabet:
>
>
> A's for arthritis;
> B's the bad back,
> C's the chest pains,
>
> Perhaps car-d-iac?
>
>
> D is for dental decay and decline,
> E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
> F is for fissures and fluid retention
> G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
>
>
> H High blood pressure--I'd rather it low
>
> I for incisions with scars you can show.
> J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
> K is for knees that crack when they bend.
> L for libido, what happened to sex?
> M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
> N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low
> O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
>
> P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
> Just give me a pill, I'll be good as new!
> Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
> R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
>
>
>
> S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
> T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
> U is for urinary, troubles with flow;
> V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy', you know.
>
>
> W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
> X is for x-ray, and what might be found.
> Y for another year I'm left here behind,
> Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.
>
>
>
>
> I've survived all the symptoms, my body's
> deployed,
> And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully
> employed!!!
>
>
>
> HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
>

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