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HubCap
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Children in Church
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9/23/2009 6:46:09 AM
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>> A little boy was in a relative's wedding.
>> As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop,
>> and turn to the crowd.
>> While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws
>> and roar.
>> So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way
>> down the aisle.
>> As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so
>> hard
>> by the time he reached the pulpit.
>> When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I
>> was being the Ring Bear."
>>
>>
>> One Sunday in a Midwest City ,
>> a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour.
>> The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in
>> the pew
>> but were losing the battle..
>> Finally, the father picked the little fellow up
>> and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
>> Just before reaching the safety of the foyer,
>> the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me!
>> Pray for me!"
>>
>>
>> One particular four-year old prayed,
>> "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put
>> trash in our baskets."
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>>
>> A little boy was overheard praying:
>> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
>> I'm having a real good time like I am."
>>
>>
>> A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were
>> on the way to church service,
>> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright
>> little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
>>
>>
>> A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with
>> fascination,
>> looking at the old pages as he turned them..
>> Then something fell out of the Bible.
>> He picked it up and looked at it closely.
>> It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between
>> the pages.
>> "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
>> "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
>> With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's
>> Adam 's suit".
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>>
>> The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike,
>> and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform,
>> jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side,
>> getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking
>> it again.
>> After several circles and jerks,
>> a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and
>> whispered,
>> "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
>>
>>
>> Six-year old Angie , and her four-year old brother, Joel , were
>> sitting together in church.
>> Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister
>> had had enough.
>> "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
>> "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
>> Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
>> "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
>>
>>
>> My grandson was visiting one day when he asked ,
>> "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
>> I mentally polished my halo, while I asked,
>> "No, how are we alike?"
>> "You're both old," he replied.
>>
>>
>> A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother,
>> was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
>> Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking,
>> "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The virgin Mary or the
>> King James Virgin ?"
>>
>>
>> A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
>> They were ready to discuss the last one.
>> The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
>> Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
>> "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
>>
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