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HubCap
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Proof That The World Is Nuts
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3/7/2011 10:19:17 AM
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I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS TRUE, BUT, IT IS SURE FUNNY.
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine
a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals
of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!') *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job
is to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time .
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but
may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,
may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool ,
England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have
sex with her husband, and the first time this happens,
her mother must be in the room to witness the act.. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man
to have sex with a woman and her daughter
at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that
they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~** In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms
from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only in places where alcoholic beverages
are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what? Well,.... not as great as Guam !) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ???) (Did our government pay for this research??) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Butterflies taste with their feet.. (Ah, geez.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) *~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* And, the best for last? Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!
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