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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Proof That The World Is Nuts
Date:   3/7/2011 10:19:17 AM



I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS TRUE, BUT, IT IS SURE FUNNY.




In

Lebanon

, men are legally allowed to have

sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

Having sexual relations with a male animal

is punishable by death.



(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In

Bahrain

, a male doctor may legally examine

a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

directly at them during the examination. He may

only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims

are banned from looking at the genitals

of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

The sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia

is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in

Guam

whose full-time job

is to travel the countryside and

deflower
young

virgins,

who pay them

for the privilege of having

sex for the first time
.

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even

comes close to this?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In

Hong Kong

, a betrayed wife is legally

allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but

may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,

may be killed in any manner desired.



(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool

,

England
- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In

Cali , Colombia

, a woman may only have

sex with her husband, and the first time this happens,

her

mother

must be in the room to witness the act..
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In

Santa Cruz , Bolivia

, it is illegal for a man

to have sex with a woman and her daughter

at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that

they had to pass this law?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**
In

Maryland

, it is illegal to sell condoms

from vending machines with one exception:

Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

machine only in places where

alcoholic beverages

are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well,.... not as great as Guam

!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The

ant

can lift 50 times its own weight, can

pull 30 times its own weight and always falls

over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies

taste with their feet..
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An

ostrich's

eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish

don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles

can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)



Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in

Guam !!!!!!
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Proof That The World Is Nuts - HubCap - 3/7/2011 10:19:17 AM
      Proof That The World Is Nuts - rude evin - 3/7/2011 10:53:56 AM
           Proof That The World Is Nuts - HARRY - 3/7/2011 11:56:22 AM



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