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HubCap
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Ambidextrous Golfer
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1/11/2010 6:12:29 AM
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Ambidextrous Golfer
A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of
golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him..
A new woman lawyer joined their law firm.. She overheard the guys talking
about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team
in college and I was pretty good Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes',
but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but
they would be starting early -- at 6:30 am.
He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this may
be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled
their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30
or 6:45."
She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an
eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and pleasant person, and the guys
were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited
her back the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45
"
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she played
left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still beat them with
an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally
amazed, but wondered if she was trying to make them look bad by beating them
left-handed.
They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to
be purposely showing them up They invited her back again, but each man
harbored a burning desire to beat her game.
The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was 15
minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady lawyer
played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.
The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her
part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play
they couldn't hold a grudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman
was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and
finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're
going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed, and grinned... "That's easy," she said. "When my Dad
taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back
and forth.
When I got married in college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the
nude. >From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the
morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his
you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was
pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.
The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre
information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointing straight
up in the air?"
She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late"
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