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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	FOUR CANS OF WORMS
	Date:	6/11/2010 11:49:08 AM

A minister decided that a visual
demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into
four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container

of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container

of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of

chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of

good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the
Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead

The Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation
What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms !'

That pretty much ended the service

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FOUR CANS OF WORMS - HubCap - 6/11/2010 11:49:08 AM

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