The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. 
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the 
raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' 
 
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The 
first is that I iron better than you.' 
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' 
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.' 
Wife: 'Oh.' 
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' 
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' 
Maria: 'Jor husband did.' 
Wife: 'Oh.' 
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.' 
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?' 
Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.' 
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'