Gentle Thoughts for Today! 

        Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then poop on your 
car. 

        A penny saved is a government oversight. 

        The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by 
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. 
 
        The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to 
buy a replacement. 

        He who hesitates is probably right. 
 
        The roman numeral for forty (40) is XL. 
 
        If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind 
to blame. 
        The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when 
he's really in trouble.. 
 
        Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' 
together it spells 'Theirs...' 
 
        Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying 
about your age and start bragging about it. 
 
        Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want 
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the 
roads weren't paved. 
 
        When you are dissatisfied and would like to g o back to your 
youth, think of Algebra. 
 
        You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or 
leaks. 

        One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it 
is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being 
old is comfortable.