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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	The Pharmacist
	Date:	8/3/2011 6:17:42 PM

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers.

He watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.

"Well," said the drunk, "It looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

"Let me have it," said the man. "I'm a pharmacist.

Maybe I can help."

Taking it, the pharmacist begins to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. He smells it and finally brushes it with a finger and then licks the finger and tastes it.

"Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel
s
like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

"From my nose," the drunk replied.

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The Pharmacist - HubCap - 8/3/2011 6:17:42 PM

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