Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Well, Seriously,,, Date:   8/5/2014 9:07:31 AM

OK, that story reminds me of the only time my Mom went to the Kentucky Derby.  I went every year when I was in college as we had friends from Lousiville and had a place to stay.  I was always in the infield of course but my Mom and Dad were in the stands.  So she goes down to use the restroom and somehow finds herself in the infield........big mistake.  She notices a group of people standing around this guy laying on his back and she walks over to take a look.  And sure enough he is laying on his back urinating straight up in the air and she immediately thinks, "Oh my God, my son is in here somewhere!!"  Happily it was not me but as soon as I got home she had to tell me her story about the brief excursion into the infield.  What a party.......