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Name:
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GoneFishin
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Subject:
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In defense of Federal Employees
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Date:
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11/2/2020 2:37:34 PM
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A guy goes to the pentagon to apply for a job The interviewer asked him "are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes" he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asked "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both balls”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asked, "If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don't you want me here until 10 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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