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	Name:	Kizma Anuice -
	Subject:	BIG HOUSE BAN
	Date:	1/13/2009 8:51:04 AM

Now that the Big Boat Ban has been implemented a BIG HOUSE BAN is in order. All new houses should be required to be 1500 sqft or less and should be set back from the lake at least 1000 feet.
Existing houses will be grandfathered in if they are no larger than 2500 sq.ft and have a carbon foot print less than Al Gore's.
Existing houses greater than the limits described above must be relocated to Mountain Brook. Because there are other big houses there and that is obviously where big houses belong.

Assuming that this rule will soon be implemented, we need to start thinking about RULES BANNING BIG MOUTHS AND BIG A$$E$.

WE WILL HOWEVER SHOOT THE GUY WHO SUGGESTS BANNING BIG T1TS!!!!!!

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