A young Hillbilly (You can only make fun of poor white Southerners) walked into a drug store and asked the pharmacest, "How much are a dozen prophylatics?
"$ 5.00." said the druggist.
"I'll take a dozen." said the hillbilly.
"That will be $ 5.37," said the druggest.
"I thought you said they were $ 5.00.
"They are.".
"Then what was the $ o.37 for?"
"Tax"
"Tacks? I though they just slipped on!"