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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   This is soooooo great!
Date:   4/19/2016 8:13:42 PM



Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.   Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:  "Are you the owner?"  The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

 Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"  Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

 Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"  Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"  Pharmacist: "We sure do."

 Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"  Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 Jacob: "Adult diapers?"   Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

 

 

 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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This is soooooo great! - LonghornBoater - 4/19/2016 8:13:42 PM



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