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Capt D
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Remember Hollywood Squares...
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10/24/2006 4:27:38 PM
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> If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its >comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and >answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were >spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host >asking the questions, of course.
>> > Q. Do female frogs croak?
> A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under >water long enough.
> Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least >how high should you be?
> A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should >do it.
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> Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
> A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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> Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you >probably a man or a woman?
> A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
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> Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at >a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask >him if he's married?
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> A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
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> Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you >get older?
> A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
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> Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to >say "I Love You"?
> A. Vincent Price: No, you can s ay it with a pineapple >and a twenty.
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> Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get >Enough"?
> A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the >next apartment.
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> Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or >less with your hands while talking?
> A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question >Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you' ll never forget.
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> Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
> A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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> Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. >Are you going to get any during the first year?
> A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing >strawberries.
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> Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
> A. Rose Marie: Ralph, th e pin boy.
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> Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects >at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
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> A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
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> Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in >the closet?
> A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in >the bedroom.
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> Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
> A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
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> Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. >What will a goose do?
> A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
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> Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you >give birth to?
> A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid >of the dark.
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> Q. According to Ann Lander s, is there anything wrong >with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
> A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
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> Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your >body, what is it?
> A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly >isn't neglected.
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> Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put >horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
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> A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
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> Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your >wife or your elephant?
> A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
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> Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its >sex?
> A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up >to him.
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> Q. Jackie Gleaso n recently revealed that he firmly >believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. >What are they?
> A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
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> Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you >should never do in bed?
> A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
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