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New US Immigrant
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2/11/2008 11:28:15 AM
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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
> the UnitedStates.
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> He stops the first person he sees walking down the
> street and says, "Thank you
> Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me
> housing, food stamps,
> free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby
> says, "You are mistaken, I
> am Mexican."
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> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank
> you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says,
> "I not American, I
> Vietnamese."
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> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
> sees he stops, shakes his
> hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
>
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not
> American!"
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> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
> American?" She says , "No, I
> am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all
> the Americans?"
> The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably
> at work!!!!!!!
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