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	Name:	BDGRIFF -
	Subject:	ROLL TIDE
	Date:	9/9/2007 3:51:14 PM

What is Auburn (aka Alabama Polytechnic Institute) Football?

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is the feeling of anticipation during the walk down Wire Road from your trailer to "The Jungle"

It is having a cute little nickname like "The Jungle" for Jordan-Hare

It is putting up a banner for losing the tie-breaker for the Western Division title

It is throwing a parade for finishing second Again

It is about having a cute slogan like "AttitUde" or "AUdacity" in order to fire up your fans

It is the hope that one day; Auburn will win a national title without sharing it or being on probation.

It is living up to every stereotype about Auburn by letting the players ride on hay bails during that "victory" parade

It is accepting the National Title from the only person who will give it to Auburn, a 16 year old kid with an AOL account

It is Terry Bowden

It is Eric Ramsey

It is and always will be about "Keep it down home, cuz"

It is having a head coach who used to cook catfish for a living

It is Napoleon Syndrome

It is Little Brother Syndrome

It is the Red Headed Step Child Syndrome

It is believing 2 Heisman Trophies = 2 National Championships

It is knowing that only one other school in the NCAA has been put on probation more times

It is using Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wondering why the world treats Auburn like No. 2

It is canceling the Florida State game a month before the season

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is calling the 1989 Alabama game "The Mountain Top," instead of using that title for a championship game

It is yelling "Punt Bama, Punt" 30 years after that chant outlived its cleverness

It is having a runningback who couldn't pass a third grade English test

It is constantly correcting people that Auburn is in Alabama, not Georgia

It is drawing national attention as a barn burns down next to the stadium during the LSU game

It is having a bovine research center less than a mile away from the football stadium

It is the plane ride to Louisville

It is having the same amount of SEC championships as Georgia Tech, who left the SEC 40 years ago

It is claiming you have more all-academic athletes than Princeton then being exposed at giving out free grades in Sociology.

It is the probations

It is the trailers

It is the cows.....

It is paying hush money to your ex-coaches.

It is paranoid inferiority complexes.

It is hearing alumni from other SEC schools refer to you as "the rubes."

It is watching Bama blow your team out the day after your quarterback wins the Heisman.

It is winning your only national championship during a probation year.

It is hosing down Georgia students after another loss.

It is holding up four fingers at the end of the 4th quarter because Bama does it.

It is having 5 SEC Championships in 107 years.

It is having more NCAA investigations than National Championships.

It's calling Bama UAT because that is the best they can come up with.

It is buying championship rings for an 4th ranked 11-0 team because you know that this the closest you will probably ever be to a national championship.

It is Auburn Football!!!!!!!!