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	Name:	MartiniMan -
	Subject:	Blame It On Martini
	Date:	3/30/2011 8:55:27 AM

If each of you will send me $100 I will reluctantly agree to form an exploratory committee. The committee's first and last meeting will be at my lake house on Lake Martin and will feature a delightful porcini rubbed filet mignon (medium rare of course), lovely grilled asparagus seasoned with olive oil, salt and pepper and covered with a gorgonzola cream sauce, sauteed mushrooms with butter and whole garlic, a baked sweet potato lathered in butter followed by a walnut turtle pie for dessert. Of course with dinner, assuming enough of you are stupid enough to send me $100, we will be serving a 1978 Chateau Latour Grand Cru Classe (I need three of you just for the wine). After dinner we will enjoy a snifter of Pitard cognac whilst we enjoy a Cohiba Behike on the deck (no cigars in the house you know!). By my math, I need at least 15 of you to send me the money.......so let's get this committee started as I am ready to serve........dinner of course....not as a politician!

I would suggest placing GF in charge of collecting the money but given his rather progressive views he would probably take 90% of it as a tax and all I would be left with is enough to buy a Wendy's value meal.....sort of a metaphor for our current administration in the WH.

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Well Played MM= NT - lamont - 3/30/2011 9:37:31 AM

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