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Name:   lotowner The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Hooker's Union Rules
Date:   6/10/2009 9:28:18 PM


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered..

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

'I'd like her,' he said..

'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Hooker's Union Rules - lotowner - 6/10/2009 9:28:18 PM
     Hooker's Union Rules - rude evin - 6/10/2009 9:53:06 PM
          Ditto Rude's Comments - EOM - Maverick - 6/10/2009 10:02:02 PM
               Uh huh.... - CAT BOAT - 6/10/2009 11:30:13 PM
                    Funny - Talullahhound - 6/11/2009 9:26:38 AM
                         Funny - lotowner - 6/11/2009 9:48:35 AM
                              No dig intended - Talullahhound - 6/11/2009 4:16:00 PM
                         Funny - lakngulf - 6/11/2009 1:54:00 PM
     Hooker's Union Rules - DirtDiva - 6/11/2009 12:03:55 PM
          Hooker's Union Rules - CAT BOAT - 6/11/2009 1:46:12 PM
               Hooker's Union Rules - DirtDiva - 6/11/2009 6:01:46 PM
                    LMAO - Swimmer27 - 6/12/2009 6:46:45 AM
                    Hooker's Union Rules - CAT BOAT - 6/12/2009 3:45:56 PM



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