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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Bodily Malfunctions
	Date:	11/3/2009 6:18:38 AM

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."

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Bodily Malfunctions - HubCap - 11/3/2009 6:18:38 AM

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