Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   It Could be Worse Date:   4/23/2014 9:24:57 PM

   A fellow sat bar forlornly clutcning his beer.

   "What's the problem, " the bartender asked?

    "My wife has cut me down to once a week."

    "Cheer up, " the bartender replied. " I know three she cut out all together!"