Name:   architect - Subject:   Speaking of married life... Date:   11/25/2014 8:04:02 AM (updated 11/25/2014 8:06:10 AM)

A man's son is curious so he asked his father straight up "Daddy, in 3 weeks you and mom will have been married 50 years.  Tell me honestly, do you still have sex?" The old man replies "Son our sex life has pretty much settled into a regular daily routine and is completely 100% oral."  The son is both pleased and shocked "Really...everyday and always oral?"  "Yeah, every morning when we pass in the hall she shouts 'f**k you' at me and I yell back 'no no, f**k you'."

My wife and I will celebrate 50 years next June but I ain't talkin.