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	Name:	Mose Schrute -
	Subject:	A Message From Dwight Schrute
	Date:	4/3/2006 1:03:22 AM

This is Mose Schrute, Dwight Schrutes cousin. Dwight can not post anything today because he is all sunburned after spending all weekend looking for Longneck island. His giant forehead is red as a beet! This is funny because him and me own a beet farm. (Beets are red, if you didnt know.) The rest of his body is real red too, and started to get all peely. But he cant post because he cant open his eyes that are all swollen and puffy, so he cant see the computer. He also cant see me making faces at him. That is cool.

Cousin Dwight did want me to carry on with the lessons, but we don’t agree on what todays subject should be. He says is should be on The Importance of Providing Accurate Directions, but I think a better one would be The Importance of Wearing Sunscreen, Especially If You are Pasty White Like the Underside of a Frog. Until we decide which lesson to teach, there wont be a lesson.

If Dwights eyes unpuff, he will be back tomorrow. If not it will be me again.
Mose Schrute

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