Name:   Lifer - Subject:   Fastest thing in the universe. Date:   12/1/2016 3:39:24 PM

Archie, Copper and Bubba were all asked the same question, what is the fastest thing in the universe? Archie jumped right in and said as an architect I am man of science and understand engineering and physics and I can assure you that nothing is faster than the speed of light. Copper with his grand verbosity said not so fast. I too am a man of science but in the realm of the human mind and psyche. Much thought and experimentation has gone into trying to understand the human mind and thought process. When one turns on light switch there is is a measurable time lapse of the light o ly measurable by machines, but measurable just the same. However nobody has ever been able the measure the time of a human thought. It is just suddenly there,  as if it was already there. No instrument can measure it therefore a human thought is faster than light.

Now Bubba had been listening to both answers very carefully and when it cam his time he went into deep thought for a few moments. When pressed he gave his answer. Bubba proudly declared diarrhea as what he thought was the fastest thing in the universe. Archie and copper snickered because both just knew that their answer was so superior to this poor redneck. Both looked on with their normal condescension and derision just waiting for his explanation. So the questioner asked him to explain. Bubba said we'll during the Iron Bowl I had me quite a few beers and got a good buzz on before passing out after the game then in the middle of the night he woke up and before he could think about it or even turn the light on he had Sh!t all over himself, therfore diarrhea was faster than a thought or light. Bubba won the debate.