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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	I just got fired!
	Date:	3/14/2011 6:11:44 PM

First day at work as a Walmart Greeter and was fired before lunch! About an hour after we opened an ugly and obese woman with 2 kids appeared. She was yelling and cussing both kids as she came through the door and continued to scream at them as she approached me. I gave the standard greeting "Good morning, welcome to Walmart, That's a couple of good looking youngsters you have there", but then I added "are they twins?" She stopped and looked at me with a frown of disgust "No you idiot, they are not twins, one is 10 and the other is 5. Are you stupid, or blind, or both?" I replied "I'm neither, I asked the question because I just can't imagine anybody having sex with you more than once!"

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I just got fired! - architect - 3/14/2011 6:11:44 PM

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