Name:   MAJ USA RET - Subject:   Rules of Cats Fat Date:   9/30/2013 1:54:56 PM (updated 9/30/2013 1:58:30 PM)

Rule of Cats: If you insist on feeding stray cats
a) you will eventually run out resources to feed all the cats,
b) you will be up to your arse in cats, and
c) you will find out which of your neighbors do not like cats.

Rule of Fat: Obesity is unhealthy (the government needs to lose weight).