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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	THE WEDDING NIGHT
	Date:	11/19/2009 9:51:58 AM

Paul and Mary get married
but couldn't afford a honeymoon -
so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
for their first night together.

In the morning
Johnny - Paul's little brother -
gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door
to go to school - he asks his mom
if Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - I don't want to hear
what you think !

Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch
and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

She replies - No.

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !

Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

His mom says - No.

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...

I gave him my airplane glue by mistake.

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