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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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Morning Sex
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Date:
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12/5/2009 6:49:23 AM
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>> She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
>> wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked
>> in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to
>> me this very moment."
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>> His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is
>> going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced
>> her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
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>> Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her "T"
>> shirt still around her neck.
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>> A little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"
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>> She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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