Jokes: Grandma's boyfriend
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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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Grandma's boyfriend
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Date:
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12/9/2009 6:52:53 AM
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his > toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, > 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and > watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the > comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Gr andma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started > adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she > started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. > The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and > there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your > Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' > The minister fainted.
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