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HubCap
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98 and no enemies
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12/13/2009 2:41:31 AM
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Lets hope this happens to all of us! > > 98 and no enemies - human interest story > > > All of us should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! > > Toward the end of Sunday service, > the Minister asked, > ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? ' > 80% held up their hands. > > The Minister then repeated his question. > All responded this time, > except one small elderly lady. > > 'Mrs. Neely?'; > ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? > > I don't have any. > 'She replied, smiling sweetly. > > 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. > How old are you? ' > > 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. > The congregation stood up > and clapped their hands. > > 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years > & not have an enemy in the world? ' > > The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '
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