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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Doctors advice
	Date:	2/2/2010 6:23:34 AM

> A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
>
>
> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
>
> Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling
with it. Just gargle and gargle".
>
> 2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and
fresh again.
>
> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
>
> Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

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Doctors advice - HubCap - 2/2/2010 6:23:34 AM

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