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HubCap
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Sensitive Rednecks
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2/9/2010 6:23:29 AM
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> Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone
tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips,
falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body
away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
> Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser.
> Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer,
Donnie?'
> 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
> 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When
she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
> She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a
widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
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> Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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