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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Childhood surgeries
Date:   3/23/2010 6:40:17 AM



Two little kids lined up for surgery are lying in stretchers outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid tries to reassure the other and says, "Oh! don't worry. It's very simple. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."

The second kid, feeling a little better, then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"
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Childhood surgeries - HubCap - 3/23/2010 6:40:17 AM



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