Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family. 
 
  An old Italian man is dying. 
 
  He calls his grandson to his bedside... " mike, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." 
 
  "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" 
 
  "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonnabe runna da business, yougonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of      bambinos. 
 
  Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... 
 
  Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"