Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay 
Cowboy Movie: 
 
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 
 
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 
 
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 
 
4. "Howdy, pardner." 
 
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 
 
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 
 
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." 
 
8. "Let's mount up!" 
 
9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 
 
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"