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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
	Date:	9/21/2010 8:42:10 AM

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of

frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of

them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's

refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible

for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner

that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what

would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she

was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me

the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one

hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess - HubCap - 9/21/2010 8:42:10 AM

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