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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Two Tall Trees
Date:   5/19/2011 7:11:19 AM (updated 5/19/2011 7:12:43 AM)

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever poked my pecker into."
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Two Tall Trees - HubCap - 5/19/2011 7:11:19 AM
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