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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Top Ten Reasons Guns Are Better Than Women
	Date:	5/28/2011 7:52:35 AM

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and
have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so,
he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind
if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you
even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask ,
"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind
if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women
....

#1 -

You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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Top Ten Reasons Guns Are Better Than Women - HubCap - 5/28/2011 7:52:35 AM

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