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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Preacher and a Cowboy
	Date:	9/8/2011 11:33:27 AM

Preacher and a Cowboy

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda

which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd ... rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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Preacher and a Cowboy - HubCap - 9/8/2011 11:33:27 AM

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