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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Life and Death Statistics
	Date:	12/8/2011 6:28:46 PM

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really," he said, "have you tried a good mouthwash?"

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Life and Death Statistics - HubCap - 12/8/2011 6:28:46 PM

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