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HubCap
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Thought you would enjoy this
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1/2/2012 5:08:11 AM
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> Can you cry under water? > > > > How important does a person have to be before they are considered > assassinated instead of just murdered? > > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried > in for eternity? > > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > > > What disease did cured ham actually have? > > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a > good idea to put wheels on luggage? > > Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like > every two hours? > > > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? > > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars > to look at things on the ground? > > > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? > They're going to see you naked anyway... > > > Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? > > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible > crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? > > > > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both > dogs! > > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, > what is baby oil made from? > > > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? > > > Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's > face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks > his head out the window? > > Why, Why, Why > > do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are > getting dead? > > Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is > not enough money? > > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four > billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > > > Why do they use sterilized needles > for death by lethal injection? > > > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a > revolver at him? > > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > > > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > > Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are > always white? > > Is there ever a day that mattresses > are not on sale? > > Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that > something new to eat will have materialized? > > Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum > cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give > the > vacuum one more chance? > > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? > > How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light > fixtures? > > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off > the table you always manage to knock something else over? > > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when > we complained about the heat? > > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? > > And my > FAVORITE......... > > The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering > from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if > they're okay, then it's you. >
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