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Name:
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HubCap
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THE JOB INTERVIEW
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5/2/2012 8:46:11 AM
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> > > > > > Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas > Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three > of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" > > > > The blondes all nodded. > > > > The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting > back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, > you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as > distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." > > > > So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew > it after about two seconds. "Now," He said, "did you notice any > distinguishing features about this man?" > > > > The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" > > > > > > > > The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in > this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" > > > > The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. > > > > The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face > for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything > unusual or Outstanding about this man?" > > > > "Yes! He only has one ear!" > > > > The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what > I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course > you can only see one ear! You're excused too!" > > > > The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. > > > > The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, > "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face > for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice > anything distinguishing or Unusual about this man?" > > > > The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses. " > > > > The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking > at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a > puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears > contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" > > > > The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooooo! With only One eye > and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
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