Jokes: Italian altar boy goes to confession
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HubCap
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Italian altar boy goes to confession
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4/5/2013 10:58:12 AM
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> ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION > > > > 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. > I have been with a loose girl . . .' > > The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?' > > 'Yes, Father, it is.' > > 'And who was the girl you were with?' > > 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.' > > "Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later > so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' > > 'I cannot say.' > > 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' > > 'I'll never tell.' > > 'Was it Nina Capelli?' > > 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' > > 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' > > 'My lips are sealed.' > > 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' > > 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' > > The priest sighs in frustration. > 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. > But you've sinned and have to atone. > You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. > Now you go and behave yourself.' > > Joey walks back to his pew, > and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, > 'What'd you get?' > > 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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