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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	SENIOR DRESS CODE
	Date:	6/25/2008 9:29:45 AM

At some point, you have got to give up the Daisy Duke Shorts!

Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering
Near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and
Whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current
Fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
Of llowing combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last , but not least

13. Thongs and Depends

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