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Name:
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HubCap
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Martian Sex
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2/20/2009 5:53:57 AM
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>> The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating >> enoughFrequent Flier miles. >> >> They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. >> Mike >> asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they >> make money, etc. >> >> Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. >> >> 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. >> >> The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.' >> >> A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for >> the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go >> off >> to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie >> member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. >> >> 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. >> >> 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' >> >> 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' >> >> 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. >> With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impres >> sively long. >> >> 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' >> >> 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his >> member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely >> exciting to the woman. >> >> 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. >> >> The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their >> separate >> ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?' >> >> 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' >> >> 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept >> slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.' >> >>
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