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HubCap
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Drugs Names
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8/31/2009 12:06:34 PM
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>> In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
>> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
>> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
>> it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
>> Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
>> Ibepokin.
>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
>> form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
>> use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
>> himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
>> and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
>> just
>> a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction
>> by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
>> Thought for the day:
>> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
>> on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
>> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
>> recollection of what to do with them.
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